Dear Siblings between the ages of 18 and 20, (ok..sisters...)
i love you. Always have. Always will.
However, you are going through phases that are making your eldest sister (that's me!) insane and i am going to divorce you
and run away
to Australia
and live in the out back
with a kangaroo
who will probably be less trouble than the pair of you.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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And in other news: the stomach flu that lasts for more than a week should be outlawed.
Just saying.
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