...or more aptly titled: The Gym.
Oh gym, how i love thee
i love that i sweat like a man
and that all my muscles scream in reluctant submission
to the workout of the Elliptical machine
and how when i do the buttocks lifter-thing
Oh gym, how i revel in the smell of the rubber floors
and the showers with the cold water on Monday morning
how i thank thee for the loud music and fans that
don't seem to cool anything down at all.
Oh Gym, what bliss i feel when i look at myself
in the mirror after my workout
and delight in the blotchy pink cheeks and
What feelings of euphoria!
i think i am delusional
and crazy, i just might