Pick a Job..any job

When i complained about my job via email to my sister (16 yrs old), she replied:

.....hmm...you could work waitressing or housekeeping on a cruise ship, or become a funeral singer, a wedding arranger, a firefighter, a professional ski jumper, a haidresser or a clothes designer ORRR...you could just ruin government property and hold someone hostage and become wanted nation-wide : ))...i think you should start playing the lottery lol

love ya

A funeral singer??? Is there such a thing?  A funeral singer??????
i can't stop giggling over that one!