Thursday, April 9, 2009

Taking care of pirates

As i write, the Somali pirates who 'captured' the American-manned ship still hold the Captain as a captive.

i have the perfect solution. Four Navy for each terrorist...four bullets. They can scale the lifeboat, do their thing and rescue the Captain, return him to the ship and slip back into the water...all in about three minutes.

i wonder if i should email my idea to the Navy?


Kurt said...

They should be easy to take - they have those eye patches, so they can't really see well.

emma said...

And usually wooden legs with a parrot pearched on their shoulder..sooo yeah, not a problem